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Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.

Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.

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Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas before heading out for a shift.

Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas before heading out for a shift.

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Currently my wallpaper on my computer. I really want to find more from this artist. Absolutely beautiful!

Currently my wallpaper on my computer. I really want to find more from this artist. Absolutely beautiful!

mrscalvinjcandie:

there-might-be-coffeee:

derivethis:

IT’S BACK

how

he looks so proud as well, it’s like “fuck the oscars I can move my eyebrows”

Dammit Leo

(Source: dicapriod, via pattysib)

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Kids Today eh!

Do Im just crawling the mall with my buddies when I see this girl. About 7-10 y/o no more than 11. She is wearing booty shorts! Like Im no perv Im not staring but holy shit people. I get weirded out at 18 y/os wearing super short shorts (but cheeks partially showing). WTF is this doing on a little girl!?!

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This is incredibly true. Scarily ladies.

This is incredibly true. Scarily ladies.

Im not a clever man.

Im not a clever man.

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Thankyou to all of my followers

All 95 of you are awesome people and I hope you enjoy the crap I post.

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Just picked up the new Plague Inc. DLC for my phone. I gotta say this is a amazing add-on to one of the best games Ive played. I do recall suggesting in a review for the game something along the lines if this as a DLC anyway. But oh well :P

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brindlesongart:

Look at this babe.

( ghostphail as a kitty :3 )

Ive been fluffed

brindlesongart:

Look at this babe.

( ghostphail as a kitty :3 )

Ive been fluffed

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

Sweet God this sums it up!

(via andrealovesyouu)

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I miss my boys

deerlingbabyxx:

I’ll be able to talk to y’all soon I have to get my ass going on finishing this commission comic first and I have a con and event this month jcopper24 ghostphail

Been wondering where you were

Sent this snapchat to my friend who is a huge DBZ fan. Think it turned out well.

Sent this snapchat to my friend who is a huge DBZ fan. Think it turned out well.

This little bird like damn man.

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How dare you stand where they stood!

How dare you stand where they stood!

(Source: thebloodgalleries, via adventure-time-temple)