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Sent a snap to a friend.

Sent a snap to a friend.

So there was a fire at work today. Thanks McDonalds, I had to stand outside in 29C+Humidity sweating like a hog.

So there was a fire at work today. Thanks McDonalds, I had to stand outside in 29C+Humidity sweating like a hog.

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Wat

Wat

Charging Forward Claws Captain!

Charging Forward Claws Captain!

The Phantasmagorical World of GhostPhail

do-u-wanna-build-asnowman said: Thanks for following

Thank you for following first

He walked around like this for an hour.

420dongsquad:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

6TTHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME

NO! You arn’t allowed to only make that 18 seconds!!!

(Source: spazzdhn, via pattysib)

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You can only have more fun with Putin.

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A couple screenshots of my Simpsons: Tapped Out account. Krustyland is a pretty good expansion to it thus far.

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass


Get out. I don’t want your goddamned happy banana. GIVE ME CANDAY!!!!!

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

Get out. I don’t want your goddamned happy banana. GIVE ME CANDAY!!!!!

(Source: myowntravellingcircus, via whales-everywhere)

Lunch with my cat; it’s always a pleasant experience.

Lunch with my cat; it’s always a pleasant experience.

Excuse me while I kill tumblr with cuteness!

AntWar for the IOS. I had an Ant farm as a kid and this brings me back.

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90’s Kids Unite!

90’s Kids Unite!

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Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.

Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.