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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass


Get out. I don’t want your goddamned happy banana. GIVE ME CANDAY!!!!!

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

Get out. I don’t want your goddamned happy banana. GIVE ME CANDAY!!!!!

(Source: myowntravellingcircus, via whales-everywhere)

Lunch with my cat; it’s always a pleasant experience.

Lunch with my cat; it’s always a pleasant experience.

Excuse me while I kill tumblr with cuteness!

AntWar for the IOS. I had an Ant farm as a kid and this brings me back.

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90’s Kids Unite!

90’s Kids Unite!

Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.

Capitalism. It’s a beautiful thing.

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Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas before heading out for a shift.

Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas before heading out for a shift.

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Currently my wallpaper on my computer. I really want to find more from this artist. Absolutely beautiful!

Currently my wallpaper on my computer. I really want to find more from this artist. Absolutely beautiful!

mrscalvinjcandie:

there-might-be-coffeee:

derivethis:

IT’S BACK

how

he looks so proud as well, it’s like “fuck the oscars I can move my eyebrows”

Dammit Leo

(Source: dicapriod, via pattysib)

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Kids Today eh!

Do Im just crawling the mall with my buddies when I see this girl. About 7-10 y/o no more than 11. She is wearing booty shorts! Like Im no perv Im not staring but holy shit people. I get weirded out at 18 y/os wearing super short shorts (but cheeks partially showing). WTF is this doing on a little girl!?!

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This is incredibly true. Scarily ladies.

This is incredibly true. Scarily ladies.

Im not a clever man.

Im not a clever man.

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Thankyou to all of my followers

All 95 of you are awesome people and I hope you enjoy the crap I post.

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Just picked up the new Plague Inc. DLC for my phone. I gotta say this is a amazing add-on to one of the best games Ive played. I do recall suggesting in a review for the game something along the lines if this as a DLC anyway. But oh well :P

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brindlesongart:

Look at this babe.

( ghostphail as a kitty :3 )

Ive been fluffed

brindlesongart:

Look at this babe.

( ghostphail as a kitty :3 )

Ive been fluffed